vonmunsterr:




AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

THIS IS HOW YOU GO ON DATES. none of this fucking “i dunno, what do you wanna do?” bullshit. don’t fuck around. if you ask someone on a date you plan where you’re going to take them and you fucking PAY FOR IT

vonmunsterr:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

THIS IS HOW YOU GO ON DATES. none of this fucking “i dunno, what do you wanna do?” bullshit. don’t fuck around. if you ask someone on a date you plan where you’re going to take them and you fucking PAY FOR IT

(Source: brattylifts, via iamsam17)

— 3 hours ago with 218275 notes

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen, via hotboyproblems)

— 3 hours ago with 293654 notes

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

(via teaanddimples)

— 3 hours ago with 59049 notes

guy:

my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that

(Source: guy, via possiblypensive)

— 3 hours ago with 102969 notes

vintageux:

I’m more attached to my hoodie than my family

(via possiblypensive)

— 3 hours ago with 5906 notes

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

(via radical-illusion)

— 3 hours ago with 137642 notes

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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(Source: shovel-girl, via fake-mermaid)

— 3 hours ago with 252414 notes

miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

(via confirmance)

— 3 hours ago with 554549 notes

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq, via glorbeta)

— 3 hours ago with 551359 notes

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(Source: kiryuinragyo, via encourage)

— 3 hours ago with 418291 notes
uglynewyork:

When you tryna go home and your moms still talking to friends

uglynewyork:

When you tryna go home and your moms still talking to friends

(via totally-relatable)

— 3 hours ago with 44127 notes