tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

image

i was thinking something in retail

(via 0utbox)

— 15 hours ago with 311439 notes

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(Source: meladoodle, via fake-mermaid)

— 15 hours ago with 740612 notes

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident, via fluorescent005)

— 15 hours ago with 507778 notes
itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

(via greetings)

— 15 hours ago with 111769 notes

geopunk:

sloth-grunge:

geopunk:

geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide

(via glorbeta)

— 15 hours ago with 320490 notes

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

(via greetings)

— 15 hours ago with 279055 notes

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via confirmance)

— 15 hours ago with 490187 notes

jagkcitybitch:

Things people don’t get to choose:

  • Sexual Orientation
  • Gender Identity
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Appearance
  • Disabilities
  • Mental Illnesses
  • Race

Things people do get to choose

  • To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over

(Source: gxylien, via glorbeta)

— 16 hours ago with 353000 notes

katara:

Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade

(via glorbeta)

— 16 hours ago with 31005 notes

lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

image

(via epicallyfunny)

— 16 hours ago with 149306 notes

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via epicallyfunny)

— 16 hours ago with 559949 notes