teenmum:

what staff really needs to do is delete those blogs who havent updated since 2009 with cool one word url’s

welcometohiddlehell:

crumpetmarypoppinstea:

twiliprincess:

is it bad that i’ve

watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference

for when i have daughters

because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair

this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg

condorn:

Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium

a-pariah:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

nvm

found her

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

thordoftherings:

margaretchode:

emperorshatterfingers:

coolscar:

when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing

man fuck the thing

#this post is so fucking real

for those few sad people who do not know

i give you

the thing